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JustFriends.com – For the people who will never Define the Relationship JustMemes.com – Match through memes IDKMaybe.net – For people who aren’t sure yet if they are ready for a relationship DamagedGoods.com – Must apply through a therapist who has worked with you through multiple life crises ColdFeet.com – Accepting applicants who stay strong in a relationship right up until the time to make a commitment FlirtWithMe.net – For outside-validation junkies, no requirement to ever reply WeirdFlexBro.com – Profiles must include a minimum of three awkward brags BeMyBlessing.org – For those who will over-spiritualize your meeting TryingToPretendImOkay.com – People who will not let you know about their deepest problems until it is way too late DeepConversations.net – People who will ONLY tell you their deepest problems as soon as you connect CuffingSeason.org – Specializing in relationships designed to last October/ November through January HippyDays.org – People born before 1970 who haven’t changed their hair or style since then YesIAmFlippingYouOff.com – The people on this site are not surprised when you are flipping off the camera on your dating profile NoRealPix.net – Profile must be made up exclusively of photos of your motorcycle, animal you’ve killed, memes, or food (Profiles containing only photographs of your children will be accepted on individual basis) GuessWho.com – All photos include multiple people, at least one of whom is attractive and one of whom is not NoD***Picks.com – Service automatically forwards any unsolicited photos to original poster’s mother / wife / sister / etc
Dishes — a lot of dishes
Put away all the laundry that was sitting in piles of “This is clean; I’ll put it away someday.”
Cleaned out two boxes of stuff from my job
Practiced piano
Started a 1000 piece puzzle
Caught up on current season of Schitt’s Creek (so sad it’s over!)
Caught up on current season of Spring Baking Championship
Caught up on current season of Sister Wives
Watched last season of Flip or Flop
Watched season three of Lie to Me
Cleaned all main floor floors
Cleaned kitchen more times than I should have to
Actually cooked real food
Walked outside daily
Signed up for GeekNerdDating.com
Forgot to cancel before my trial period was up
Interviewed for a job
Updated my resume
Read
Stacked up a bunch more books to read
Debated rearranging all furniture in living and dining rooms but decided that was a terrible idea with nobody to help me
Video chatted with Grandbaby/Son/Daughterinlaw
Video chatted with my Tribe
Talked to parents daily
Spent too much on Amazon
Cleaned off all my ceiling fans with the new extendable pole duster I got on Amazon
Had groceries delivered twice
Had pizza delivered once and then was reminded that pizza messes with my stomach something fierce
Listened to birds singing
Took lots of nature pictures
Set up a private Facebook group for the condo association where I live
Wrote social media posts for pages I admin (some scheduled out through August)
Organized my Sharpies
Set up a main floor work space
Tried to wear something every day that makes me happy
St Patty’s day shirt & my Christmas leggings
View from the bench in front of my home
Smile. For Heaven’s sake, why do men think they look better without a smile. Seriously. Smile.
Be yourself. We can tell when you are trying to say what you think we want to read.
Post a picture already. Of yourself. Not your dog, your motorcycle, your favorite team logo.
If you must include a grown woman in your photos, it better be your mother or daughter, and you must explain it.
Do NOT include any other grown women. At all.
Don’t mention her in your profile.
Don’t caption about her in a picture where we couldn’t even tell there was a woman.
Don’t post a picture with her clearly cropped out.
One serious picture is okay. The rest should include smiles.
If you are going to start the conversation, make it more than “Hi”.
Also “You are gorgeous” is not an acceptable opening line.
And “U R Cute” is not cute at all.
If the other person initiates the conversation, answer with more than 2 sentences.
If you want a conversation to continue, ask a question.
Not “how are you?”
Not “what u doing?”
Put some effort into your profile.
Did I mention SMILE?
Is it better to dry my clothes on medium for a longer period of time, or high for a shorter period of time?
How do I use the keyless entry code on my car?
When will Raven find love?
Have Nick and Vanessa already broken up?
When does Bachelor In Paradise start?
What caused my ankles to suddenly swell a few months ago and to suddenly stop swelling a couple weeks ago?
What’s the name of a good dentist in town?
Who put the Ram in the Ramalama Dingdong?
Can a person live on citrus alone?
Can Sandra possibly win Survivor again?
Exactly how much does Alexa hear while sitting on the kitchen counter?
Why did Brad’s wife get fired from Cracker Barrel Old Country Store?
When will it officially be sandal weather?
What novel should I read next?
What is a good cheap beach where I can spend a few days?
Kam III beach on Maui
Steven (who had to be first, since he was the one whining about not being in a List. You’re welcome.) Rick / @twmedianet
Michelle / MishyWishy
Kelani / @KIFN
Mike B (whose Myspace name I can’t remember!)
John (whose Myspace name I definitely remember )
Jake / @DJSmookler
Todd
Probably a bunch of other people I forgot and I’m sorry!
New website design ~ www.KateyBWriting.com Mini book tour & in-person editing with The Alaskan Pioneer ~facebook.com/AlaskanPioneer
Fabulous Murder Mystery Dinner / Fundraiser ~ www.wendysbutterflygarden.com
Social Media Marketing & Blogging ~ www.BoetjeFoodsInc.com
New Fall session kick off at work ~ www.KishYMCA.org
Wrote & emceed Trivia Night fundraiser for Haiti ~ facebook.com/Love4LAllemand
Visit from my parents
Holiday plans
Figuring out how to fit my Christmas tree in my livingroom
Weekend in the QCA
Alaskan Pioneer Meet & Greet, Aurora, IL — These fans brought him home-made goodies!
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