Tag Archives: monday

May on Monday

  • May I help you?
  • Merry merry month of May
  • Ida May
  • Maybelline, won’t you be true?
  • Maybe it’s Maybelline
  • April showers bring May flowers
  • May the force be with you
  • May the road rise to meet you…
  • Maybe, Maybe not
  • May Day
  • Mayday!  Mayday!
  • April May (and Gena May)
  • May it please the court
  • May all your wishes come true
  • Mayhem festival
  • Allstate Mayhem guy
  • May flies
  • Mayim Bialik
  • Maya Angelou
  • Mother, May I?
  • Misty May

 

Monday’s Mentionables

  1. Monday’s child is “fair of face”.
  2. Past medical studies found a 20% increase in heart attacks on Mondays.
  3. The 80’s-era Bangles’ hit song “Manic Monday” was written by Prince.
  4. There are 53 Mondays on the calendar this year.
  5. There were only 52 Mondays last year.
  6. The name “Monday” comes from Greek and/or Latin phrases, both meaning “Day of the Moon” or “Moon’s Day”.
  7. Jimmy Buffet’s song “Come Monday” was written for his wife, because he missed her while playing weekend shows.
  8. One study claims that 50% of employees are late to work on Monday mornings.
  9. Worker productivity studies showed that an average of only 3.5 hours of actual work are conducted on Mondays.
  10. The first Monday after Thanksgiving, deemed “Cyber Monday”, is not the busiest online shopping day of the year, despite claims otherwise.
  11. “I Don’t Like Mondays”, the title of a 1979 hit song, comes from a phrase quoted by Brenda Spencer, the perpetrator of a school shooting which killed 2 adults and wounded 8 children.
  12. The Carpenters recorded their hit song “Rainy Days and Mondays” in 1971 and then saw it climb to #2 on the charts.
  13. Monday Night Football is one of the longest running prime-time commercial network television series, starting in 1970 and currently contracted to go through 2021.

How My Monday Went

Alarm is set for 8 a.m. for a late-start day.
7:15 – phone call:  one of your lifeguards has passed out.
7:20 – make 3 phone calls as scrambling to get dressed, in attempt to arrange guard coverage
7:50 – lifeguard until someone else can take over
9:25 – check on lifeguard we sent home:  she’s doing well
9:30 – begin working on extremely urgent project that absolutely must be completed that day
9:40 – realize that I just deleted two very important parts of the project
9:40.32 – begin to panic
9:45 – figure out how to fix the problem and find accidentally deleted files
10:00 – radio call from warm pool:  temperature seems off in the room
10:05 – enter warm pool, attempt to breathe in heavy air
10:20 – track down maintenance director who is working upstairs
10:30 –  check readings with maintenance director;  air filtration system has one part down.
10:33 – report to lifeguard:  current air temp is 90 degrees with 63% humidity.  repairman called.
10:45 – return to work on urgent project.
11:03 – text lifeguard due in at 3 pm, ask her to come in at 1:30 if possible
11:45 – make peanut butter sandwich at desk and eat it while still working on project
12:50 – approximately half of project is complete.  use bathroom.  report to warm pool.
1:00 – lifeguard warm pool ’til guard can come in
1:30 – return to office, work on urgent project
1:40 – fire alarms begin sounding.  evacuate pools and building.
1:50 – all clear is given.  no fire, just a broken sprinkler head.  reopen pools.
1:55 – quick parking lot search for evacuee/therapy patient who apparently decided to drive away
2:00 – return to urgent project
2:20 – hot tony walks by and asks if we have an extra squeegee in the pool area, which we do
2:30 – radio call: cool pool lifeguard needs a break
2:35 – me to the lifeguard stand.  guard goes on break but is put to work moving towels to the back desk.  she reports there is “water in the front desk area”
2:40 – she returns to guard.  i check out the “water”.
2:41 – stand in awe at the volume of water still dripping from ceiling in front lobby.  apparently when sprinkler head broke, it flooded an upstairs room which then flooded through the ceiling and onto the front desk area.
2:55 – meeting called for available staff. temporary command center established in front of lifeguard office.  all people coming in will need to enter through side door and then walk through lifeguard office and cool pool to get to locker rooms.
3:00 – give breaks to guards so they can move personal belongings from lifeguard office to my office
3:15 – in attempt to stop people tracking dirt all over pool deck, create a sign to funnel them through a particular hallway.  wording of sign:  Walk This Way
3:30 – new shift lifeguards and swim instructors begin arriving.  explain to each one to put their belongings in my office.  repeat morning story about a hundred times.
3:45 – interview subject arrives.  employment interview conducted in my office amidst piles of peoples’ belongings with unusually heavy foot traffic past my office.
4:00 – lifeguard requests Sharpie to enhance “Walk This Way” signage (See picture below.)
4:15 – navigate dark front desk area to find paperwork for new hires to sign
4:16 – return to potential hire.  realize i have the wrong paperwork.
4:17 – get correct paperwork.  front desk area still dark.  desk completely clear because all computers, telephones, papers, files, etc. are somewhere being dried off.
4:20 – return to extremely urgent project
5:15 – son calls to request food at work.  as an aside he mentions that perhaps for his birthday party, we should do a giant scavenger hunt.  around the entire quad cities.  three days from now.  i tell him this may be quite a stretch to figure out in 3 days.  he says he understands.
5:17 – scribble down 3 ideas for scavenger hunt.  return to extremely urgent project.
5:30 – finish extremely urgent project.  clock out.  i worked 9.33 hours without a break.
5:45 – take son food
5:55 – eat my dinner in the car on the way home
6:00 – home, begin working on scavenger hunt ideas.  watch Big Bang Theory
6:12 – on commercials, do housework
6:50 – research scavenger hunt ideas online
7:15 – prepare to leave for 2nd job, important phone call regarding birthday party
7:30 – gas tank at E for two days:  go to gas station
7:40 – detour on the way to work to check out something for scavenger hunt
7:45 – work second job
9:30 – leave second job wearing wet bathing suit with a towel wrapped around me
9:40 – birthday party discussions via telephone on the way home
10:00 – stand outside in the cold air and wet swimsuit to finish birthday party conversation
10:15 – give kids the rundown of my entire day
10:20 – take a shower so long that the hot water runs out
10:40 – snacks (cheese stick and tortilla) and Diet Coke;  decompress

Enhanced Signage