Tag Archives: silly

Food, Humor

Stuff in My Refrigerator

  • 3 bags grated cheese
  • 1 box “place and bake” cookies — spring chick design
  • 1 “Freshly” chicken caponetta meal
  • 1 bag mini carrots
  • 2 cans Pillsbury Grands biscuits, expiration date Feb 22, 2017
  • 1 opened bottle Kraft Sweet Honey barbecue sauce, expired June 20, 2016
  • 1 bottle “Sierra Nevada Torpedo” leftover from a party last year
  • half a box of baking soda
  • 1 unopened can of Sanpellegrino Clemntine juice, expired July 17, 2016
  • 3 full and 1 partial sticks butter
  • 1 bottle spray butter
  • 1 barely used 2 liter bottle of Sprite Zero
  • a quarter jar of salsa
  • partial package tortillas, expired August 22, 2016
  • 1 bottle hydrive energy water
  • 1 jar minced garlic
Humor, Music

Silly Songs From My Youth

  1. Elsie was a Mighty Fine Cow (she was a friend of mine)
  2. Alice the Camel (had five humps)
  3. Eddie Coochacatchacamatoceneratocenokasammacammawacky Brown (fell into a well)
  4. Cumalauda Vista (on and on and on a vista)
  5. Scab Sandwiches (with puss on top)
  6. Great Big Globs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts (little birdies’ dirty feet)
  7. Leprosy (all my skin is falling off of me)
  8. Put Your Hand in a Fan (and you’ll probably lose a finger)
  9. Cow-patty Love (is the way I feel)

 

Leprosy (to the tune of “Yesterday”)

Leprosy, all my skin is falling off of me
I’m not half the man I used to be
Since I contracted leprosy.

Kiss me quick, before I lose my upper lip,
I don’t even have a nose to pick
Since I contracted leprosy.