- Ain’t No Man
- Amazing Grace
- Amazed
- After All
- And Can It Be
- Alice the Camel
- A Little Less Talk
- Ave Maria
- All About the Bass
- All Star
- Anaconda
- Alcohol
- A Life That’s Good
- A Few More Days
- American Soldier
- Any Old Road (Will Take You There)
- Ants Marching
- Ants Go Marching One By One
- All My Life
- A Whole New World
- All By Myself
- All Summer Long
- A Thousand Miles
- Africa
Tag Archives: songs
Songs From My Playlists That **I** Love But There’s a Good Possibility You’ve Never Heard
- Lullaby, by Pedro the Lion / Playlist: All
- I Will Follow You Into the Dark, by Death Cab for Cutie / Playlist: Road Trip
- Pieces, by Sum 41 / Road Trip
- Crash Here Tonight, by Toby Keith / Road Trip
- A Few More Days, by Matthew West / All
- Great Affection, by Everybody Duck / Christian
- It’s Not Me, It’s You, by Skillet / Road Trip
- Entwined, by Jason Reeves / Quiet Time
- Helicopter, by Pedro the Lion / All
- Monster, by Skillet / Road Trip
- Rapture, by David Bazan (NSFW!) / Road Trip
- Crown Royal, by Jill Scott (SUPER NSFW) / Road Trip
- Albatross’s Brother, by Caleb Webster (which I will link to if I can find it online) / All
- Dandelions, by Five Iron Frenzy / Christian
- I Can’t Be Your Friend Anymore, by Tim Rushlow / Road Trip
- Let Me Take You There, by Plain White Tees / Road Trip
- What Might Have Been, by Blackhawk / Road Trip
- Stand in the Rain, by Superchik / Road Trip
- Home, by Jack Johnson / Road Trip
- Radiation, by Gavin DeGraw / Road Trip
- If You Listen, by Elizabeth Mitchell / Quiet Time
- Jesus, King of Angels, by Fernando Ortega / Quiet Time
- Lego House, by Ed Sheeran / Road Trip
- Sunday in the South, by Shenandoah / Quiet Time
- In This Life, by Colin Ray / All
Album “Control” by Pedro the Lion/ David Bazan
Earwigs
- Sweeeet Caroliiinnee… dum dum dummmm
- Leavinnng … on a jet plane…
- My bologna has a first name
- It’s a small world after all, it’s a small world after all….
- Play us a song, you’re the pianoman
- Just a Rrhinestone COWboyyyy
- Sinnnnnging in the raainnn, just siiinnggiinng in the raaiiinnn…
- I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family
- Wash your hands after going to the bathroom (which is apparently a regional PSA)
Songs That Have Been Going Through My Head at One Time or Another Over the Last Few Days
- Amazing Grace… My chains are gone, I’ve been set free, my God, my Savior ransomed me…
- Catch a Falling Star…and put it in your pocket…
- Moon River… Two drifters off to see the world, there’s such a lot of world to see…
- Lay Me Down… Hand on my heart this much is true, There’s no life apart from You…
- Fish Heads, Fish Heads… roley-poley fish heads…
Silly Songs From My Youth
- Elsie was a Mighty Fine Cow (she was a friend of mine)
- Alice the Camel (had five humps)
- Eddie Coochacatchacamatoceneratocenokasammacammawacky Brown (fell into a well)
- Cumalauda Vista (on and on and on a vista)
- Scab Sandwiches (with puss on top)
- Great Big Globs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts (little birdies’ dirty feet)
- Leprosy (all my skin is falling off of me)
- Put Your Hand in a Fan (and you’ll probably lose a finger)
- Cow-patty Love (is the way I feel)
Leprosy (to the tune of “Yesterday”)
Leprosy, all my skin is falling off of me
I’m not half the man I used to be
Since I contracted leprosy.
Kiss me quick, before I lose my upper lip,
I don’t even have a nose to pick
Since I contracted leprosy.
Song Lyrics I Have Misunderstood
- Let The Sun Shine In: Proper lyrics “Smilers never lose and frowners never win”
What I heard: “Mothers never lose and fathers never win.” - Bringing in the Sheaves: Proper lyrics “Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the sheaves, we shall come rejoicing bringing in the sheaves.”
What I heard: “Bringing in the sheep, bringing in the sheep…” - If You’re Gonna Play in Texas: Proper lyrics “When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled ‘Cotton Eyed Joe!’ ”
What I heard: “When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled ‘Hot Nacho!’ “ - Checkers commercial: “Get your feast on, feast on.”
What I heard: “Get your keystone, keystone.”
Hot Nacho!!