Things the Barenaked Ladies Would Buy You If They Had a Million Dollars

  • A house
  • Furniture for your house (a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
  • A K-Car (a nice reliable automobile)
  • Your love
  • A tree fort
  • A little tiny fridge for the tree fort
  • Food like pre-wrapped sausages
  • A fur coat (but not a real fur coat)
  • An exotic pet (like a llama or an emu)
  • John Merrick’s remains
  • A limousine ride
  • Kraft dinner with really expensive ketchup
  • A green dress (but not a real green dress)
  • Art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
  • A monkey