- Cancun (Mexico)
- Casa Bonita (Denver, Colorado)
- Charleston (South Carolina)
- Colorado
- Columbia River Gorge (Oregon)
- Disneyland
- Disneyworld
- Ensenada, Mexico
- Galveston, Texas
- Haleakala, (Maui, Hawaii)
- Hollywood, California
- Idaho
- Las Vegas
- Maroma (Mexico)
- Montana
- Mount Rushmore
- Multnomah Falls (Oregon)
- New York City
- Redwoods Forest (California)
- Saint Louis Arch
- Silver Dollar City (Branson, Missouri)
- South Carolina
- Starved Rock State Park (Oregon, Illinois)
- Virginia City (Nevada)
- Washington state
- Wyoming
- Smile. For Heaven’s sake, why do men think they look better without a smile. Seriously. Smile.
- Be yourself. We can tell when you are trying to say what you think we want to read.
- Post a picture already. Of yourself. Not your dog, your motorcycle, your favorite team logo.
- If you must include a grown woman in your photos, it better be your mother or daughter, and you must explain it.
- Do NOT include any other grown women. At all.
- Don’t mention her in your profile.
- Don’t caption about her in a picture where we couldn’t even tell there was a woman.
- Don’t post a picture with her clearly cropped out.
- One serious picture is okay. The rest should include smiles.
- If you are going to start the conversation, make it more than “Hi”.
- Also “You are gorgeous” is not an acceptable opening line.
- And “U R Cute” is not cute at all.
- If the other person initiates the conversation, answer with more than 2 sentences.
- If you want a conversation to continue, ask a question.
- Not “how are you?”
- Not “what u doing?”
- Put some effort into your profile.
- Did I mention SMILE?
- Mussles
- Site
- Rite
- Deer
- Capital
- Adolescents
- Weigh
- Fax
- Aural
- Hare
- Mourning
- Lei
- Lickers
- Quartz
- Mail
- Dependents
- Genes
- Ewe
- Waive
- Wail
- Handmaid
- Caret
- Heel
- Colonel
- Knead
- Tacks
- Quays
- Mrs.
- One
- Hour
- Gnu
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