Let The Sun Shine In: Proper lyrics “Smilers never lose and frowners never win”
What I heard: “Mothers never lose and fathers never win.”
Bringing in the Sheaves: Proper lyrics “Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the sheaves, we shall come rejoicing bringing in the sheaves.”
What I heard: “Bringing in the sheep, bringing in the sheep…”
If You’re Gonna Play in Texas: Proper lyrics “When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled ‘Cotton Eyed Joe!’ ”
What I heard: “When a cowboy in the back stood up and yelled ‘Hot Nacho!’ “
Checkers commercial: “Get your feast on, feast on.”
What I heard: “Get your keystone, keystone.”
