The ability to
- Breathe underwater
- Fly
- Move things with my mind
- Heal
- Teleport
- Breathe fire
Category Archives: Humor
Foods That Are As Gross As You Think They Would Be, Which I Know Because I Have Tried Them
- Poi
- Calamari
- Anchovies
- Bread Pudding
- Raw Salmon & Cucumber Salad
- Collard Greens
- Grits
- Braunschweiger
Braunschweiger - As gross as it looks and smells
Best Star Trek Characters (From TV Series’ Only)
- Captain Picard
- Will Riker
- Jadzia Dax
- Kamala (single episode)
- Captain Kirk
- Deanna Troi
- Data
- Worf
- Quark
- Julian Bashir
Things I Learned Much Later Than You Probably Did, As A Result of Growing Up in Arizona
- When it is very cold outside and the water in the puddle turns hard, that is called ice.
- Snow is wet.
- If it looks like rain, it will probably rain.
- There is a difference between dirt and soil.
- Cars rust.
- When the sky is gray, that’s what is called “overcast”.
- Windchill is real.
- Never use your bright headlights in fog.
Things I Am Currently Procrastinating On
- Taking down my Christmas tree
- Taking down the outside Christmas lights
- My new Survivor application & video
- Cleaning my bedroom
- Doing laundry
- Taking a test online
- Shopping for work clothes