- “We will not go quietly into the night!” We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive!
- Forget the fat lady. You’re obsessed with the fat lady.
- Well he – uh – just did.
- I voted for the other guy.
- You want to see my clearance? Maybe I’ll just leave this here with you.
- We’re going to have to work on our communication.
- The L.A.P.D. is asking Los Angelenos not to fire their guns at the visitor spacecraft. You may inadvertently trigger an interstellar war.
- It’s the White House, for crying out loud. You can’t just go up and ring the doorbell.
- Most dramatic
- In it for the right reasons
- Want to see it through
- I’m really excited
- I can’t imagine my life…
- Most exciting episode ever
- Blue Christmas — specifically Elvis’ version
- Do They Even Know It’s Christmas?
- Christmas Shoes
- (At age 2) “Put down that crowbar”
- “You’re the best kid ever. Except for Jesus.”
- “Don’t be on fire.”
- “Go chainsaw nine more people and see what happens.”
- “Call your dad and tell him he has to come home because I’m stuck to the carpet with a fishing hook.”
- “No, it’s not an umbrella. But it is a raincoat.”
- “Good thing you’ll be filming it when you light your friend on fire. That way they can use it as evidence at the trial.”
- A house
- Furniture for your house (a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
- A K-Car (a nice reliable automobile)
- Your love
- A tree fort
- A little tiny fridge for the tree fort
- Food like pre-wrapped sausages
- A fur coat (but not a real fur coat)
- An exotic pet (like a llama or an emu)
- John Merrick’s remains
- A limousine ride
- Kraft dinner with really expensive ketchup
- A green dress (but not a real green dress)
- Art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
- A monkey
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