Category Archives: Humor

Things That Light Up

  • Fireworks
  • Sparklers
  • Glo-sticks
  • Reflectors
  • Faces
  • Skies
  • Nightlights
  • Christmas lights
  • Glow in the dark stickers
  • Shoe laces under black lights
  • Strobe lights
  • Lamps
  • Bio-luminescent sea creatures
  • Silvis Moonlight Parade
  • Disney’s Electric Parade
  • Fireflies
  • Solar path lighting
  • Tennis shoes
  • Neon signs
  • Planetariums
  • Camera flashes
  • Twinkling stars

Pet Peeves

  • Litter
  • People driving below the speed limit
  • People who mock others for their enthusiasm
  • Small mindedness
  • When someone explodes verbally then congratulates themselves for “being honest”
  • Open cupboard doors
  • Grass clippings all over my patio
  • When I forget to move the clothes from the washer to the dryer until the next morning
  • Cliques
  • Arrogance

Misspoken Phrases That Drive Me Crazy

  1. My’s well     (Might as well)
  2. Cool, calm, and collective     (Cool, calm, & collected)
  3. For all intensive purposes     (For all intents and purposes)
  4. Old-timer’s disease     (Alzheimer’s disease)
  5. Irregardless     (Regardless)
  6. I could care less     (I couldn’t care less)
  7. Cactuses     (Cacti)
  8. Nip it in the butt   (Nip it in the bud)

 

39 Hilariously Misspelled Tattoo Fails

People to Whom I Wish the Happiest of Thanksgivings on Today, March 20th, the Vernal Equinox

  • Katie Benedict
  • Kara Moon
  • LeAnn Ferguson
  • Trent Ferguson
  • Fr. Jeremy Freehill
  • Caleb Webster
  • Sam Ricke
  • Anne Vandemoortele

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