Category Archives: Social Media

Facebook Pages and/or groups I manage (or help manage)

  • LesleysLists.com
  • Trivia Chick
  • KateyBWriting
  • Visit Clinton, Iowa
  • Love For LAllemand
  • Dawetselbee Family
  • Candlelight Town Manor
  • Team Wendy
  • Camp Tishomingo Alumni
  • Clinton RAGBRAI
  • East Moline Water Aerobics at UTHS

Dating Sites That Should Exist

  • JustFriends.com – For the people who will never Define the Relationship
  • JustMemes.com – Match through memes
  • IDKMaybe.net – For people who aren’t sure yet if they are ready for a relationship
  • DamagedGoods.com – Must apply through a therapist who has worked with you through multiple life crises
  • ColdFeet.com – Accepting applicants who stay strong in a relationship right up until the time to make a commitment
  • FlirtWithMe.net – For outside-validation junkies, no requirement to ever reply
  • WeirdFlexBro.com – Profiles must include a minimum of three awkward brags
  • BeMyBlessing.org – For those who will over-spiritualize your meeting
  • TryingToPretendImOkay.com – People who will not let you know about their deepest problems until it is way too late
  • DeepConversations.net – People who will ONLY tell you their deepest problems as soon as you connect
  • CuffingSeason.org – Specializing in relationships designed to last October/ November through January
  • HippyDays.org – People born before 1970 who haven’t changed their hair or style since then
  • YesIAmFlippingYouOff.com – The people on this site are not surprised when you are flipping off the camera on your dating profile
  • NoRealPix.net – Profile must be made up exclusively of photos of your motorcycle, animal you’ve killed, memes, or food (Profiles containing only photographs of your children will be accepted on individual basis)
  • GuessWho.com – All photos include multiple people, at least one of whom is attractive and one of whom is not
  • NoD***Picks.com – Service automatically forwards any unsolicited photos to original poster’s mother / wife / sister / etc
Woman's Hilarious Captions on Classic Paintings Illustrate Just How  Frustrating Men Can Be

Things I’ve Done So Far During Quarantine

  • Dishes — a lot of dishes
  • Put away all the laundry that was sitting in piles of “This is clean; I’ll put it away someday.”
  • Cleaned out two boxes of stuff from my job
  • Practiced piano
  • Started a 1000 piece puzzle
  • Caught up on current season of Schitt’s Creek (so sad it’s over!)
  • Caught up on current season of Spring Baking Championship
  • Caught up on current season of Sister Wives
  • Watched last season of Flip or Flop
  • Watched season three of Lie to Me
  • Cleaned all main floor floors
  • Cleaned kitchen more times than I should have to
  • Actually cooked real food
  • Walked outside daily
  • Signed up for GeekNerdDating.com
  • Forgot to cancel before my trial period was up
  • Interviewed for a job
  • Updated my resume
  • Read
  • Stacked up a bunch more books to read
  • Debated rearranging all furniture in living and dining rooms but decided that was a terrible idea with nobody to help me
  • Video chatted with Grandbaby/Son/Daughterinlaw
  • Video chatted with my Tribe
  • Talked to parents daily
  • Spent too much on Amazon
  • Cleaned off all my ceiling fans with the new extendable pole duster I got on Amazon
  • Had groceries delivered twice
  • Had pizza delivered once and then was reminded that pizza messes with my stomach something fierce
  • Listened to birds singing
  • Took lots of nature pictures
  • Set up a private Facebook group for the condo association where I live
  • Wrote social media posts for pages I admin (some scheduled out through August)
  • Organized my Sharpies
  • Set up a main floor work space
  • Tried to wear something every day that makes me happy

St Patty’s day shirt & my Christmas leggings

 

View from the bench in front of my home

Pokemon in My Pokedex (Updated from previously)

  • Abra
  • Aipom
  • Arbok
  • Arcanine
  • Ariados
  • Azumarill
  • Bayleef
  • Beedrill
  • Bellsprout
  • Bulbasaur
  • Butterfree
  • Caterpie
  • Chansey
  • Charizard
  • Charmander
  • Chikorita
  • Chinchou
  • Clefable
  • Clefairy
  • Cleffa
  • Cloyster
  • Crobat
  • Cyndaquil
  • Dewgong
  • Diglett
  • Ditto
  • Doduo
  • Dodrio
  • Dragonair
  • Dratini
  • Drowzee
  • Dugtrio
  • Dunsparce
  • Eevee
  • Ekans
  • Electabuzz
  • Electrode
  • Elekid
  • Exeggucte
  • Exeggutor
  • Fearow
  • Flareon
  • Furret
  • Gastly
  • Gengar
  • Geodude
  • Girafarig
  • Gloom
  • Golbat
  • Goldeen
  • Golduck
  • Golem
  • Granbull
  • Graveler
  • Grimer
  • Growlithe
  • Gyardos
  • Haunter
  • Hitmonlee
  • Hoothoot
  • Hoppip
  • Houndour
  • Hypno
  • Ivysaur
  • Jigglypuff
  • Jolteon
  • Jynx
  • Kabutops
  • Kadabra
  • Kakuna
  • Kingler
  • Koffing
  • Krabby
  • Lanturn
  • Lapras
  • Ledian
  • Ledyba
  • Lickitung
  • Machoke
  • Machop
  • Magikarp
  • Magmar
  • Magnemite
  • Magneton
  • Mankey
  • Mantine
  • Mareep
  • Marill
  • Marowak
  • Meowth
  • Metapod
  • Miltank
  • Misdreavus
  • Murkrow
  • Natu
  • Nidoking
  • Nidoqueen
  • Nidoran
  • Nidoran
  • Nidorina
  • Nidorino
  • Ninetales
  • Noctowl
  • Octillery
  • Oddish
  • Omanyte
  • Omastar
  • Onix
  • Paras
  • Parasect
  • Persian
  • Phanpy
  • Pichu
  • Pidgeot
  • Pidgeotto
  • Pidgey
  • Pikachu
  • Piloswine
  • Pineco
  • Pinsir
  • Polliwag
  • Polliwhirl
  • Polliwrath
  • Ponyta
  • Porygon
  • Primeape
  • Psyduck
  • Pupitar
  • Quagsire
  • Qwilfish
  • Raichu
  • Rapidash
  • Raticate
  • Rattata
  • Remoraid
  • Rhydon
  • Rhyhorn
  • Sandshrew
  • Sandslash
  • Scyther
  • Seadra
  • Seaking
  • Seel
  • Sentret
  • Shellder
  • Shuckle
  • Skarmory
  • Skiploom
  • Slowbro
  • Slowking
  • Slowpoke
  • Slugma
  • Smoochum
  • Sneassel
  • Snorlax
  • Snubbull
  • Spearow
  • Spinarak
  • Stantler
  • Starmie
  • Staryu
  • Sudowoodo
  • Sunkern
  • Swinub
  • Tangela
  • Tauros
  • Teddiursa
  • Tentacool
  • Tentacruel
  • Totodile
  • Ursaring
  • Vaporeon
  • Venomoth
  • Venonat
  • Venusaur
  • Victreebel
  • Vileplume
  • Voltorb
  • Vulpix
  • Wartortle
  • Weedle
  • Weepinbell
  • Weezing
  • Wigglytuff
  • Wooper
  • Xatu
  • Yanma
  • Zubat

Advice to Men Designing Online Dating Profiles (From a woman also on online dating)

  • Smile. For Heaven’s sake, why do men think they look better without a smile.  Seriously. Smile.
  • Be yourself. We can tell when you are trying to say what you think we want to read.
  • Post a picture already.  Of yourself.  Not your dog, your motorcycle, your favorite team logo.
  • If you must include a grown woman in your photos, it better be your mother or daughter, and you must explain it.
  • Do NOT include any other grown women. At all.
    • Don’t mention her in your profile.
    • Don’t caption about her in a picture where we couldn’t even tell there was a woman.
    • Don’t post a picture with her clearly cropped out.
  • One serious picture is okay. The rest should include smiles.
  • If you are going to start the conversation, make it more than “Hi”.
  • Also “You are gorgeous” is not an acceptable opening line.
  • And “U R Cute” is not cute at all.
  • If the other person initiates the conversation, answer with more than 2 sentences.
  • If you want a conversation to continue, ask a question.
    • Not “how are you?”
    • Not “what u doing?”
  • Put some effort into your profile.
  • Did I mention SMILE?