Words that Sound Like Words They Are Not

  • Mussles
  • Site
  • Rite
  • Deer
  • Capital
  • Adolescents
  • Weigh
  • Fax
  • Aural
  • Hare
  • Mourning
  • Lei
  • Lickers
  • Quartz
  • Mail
  • Dependents
  • Genes
  • Ewe
  • Waive
  • Wail
  • Handmaid
  • Caret
  • Heel
  • Colonel
  • Knead
  • Tacks
  • Quays
  • Mrs.
  • One
  • Hour
  • Gnu

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Love You Forever

A Picture List for My Son’s 24th Birthday

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stuff in My Refrigerator

  • 3 bags grated cheese
  • 1 box “place and bake” cookies — spring chick design
  • 1 “Freshly” chicken caponetta meal
  • 1 bag mini carrots
  • 2 cans Pillsbury Grands biscuits, expiration date Feb 22, 2017
  • 1 opened bottle Kraft Sweet Honey barbecue sauce, expired June 20, 2016
  • 1 bottle “Sierra Nevada Torpedo” leftover from a party last year
  • half a box of baking soda
  • 1 unopened can of Sanpellegrino Clemntine juice, expired July 17, 2016
  • 3 full and 1 partial sticks butter
  • 1 bottle spray butter
  • 1 barely used 2 liter bottle of Sprite Zero
  • a quarter jar of salsa
  • partial package tortillas, expired August 22, 2016
  • 1 bottle hydrive energy water
  • 1 jar minced garlic

Things I Wonder

  • Is it better to dry my clothes on medium for a longer period of time, or high for a shorter period of time?
  • How do I use the keyless entry code on my car?
  • When will Raven find love?
  • Have Nick and Vanessa already broken up?
  • When does Bachelor In Paradise start?
  • What caused my ankles to suddenly swell a few months ago and to suddenly stop swelling a couple weeks ago?
  • What’s the name of a good dentist in town?
  • Who put the Ram in the Ramalama Dingdong?
  • Can a person live on citrus alone?
  • Can Sandra possibly win Survivor again?
  • Exactly how much does Alexa hear while sitting on the kitchen counter?
  • Why did Brad’s wife get fired from Cracker Barrel Old Country Store?
  • When will it officially be sandal weather?
  • What novel should I read next?
  • What is a good cheap beach where I can spend a few days?
Kam III beach on Maui

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