- Wednesday = SURVIVOR
- This Sunday’s church sermon looks particularly good
- On Wednesday, I get to watch SURVIVOR
- Payday is Wednesday the 15th
- So is SURVIVOR
- Trivia night Saturday
- SURVIVOR night on Wednesday
- Jeff Probst
- Will Smith
- Tom Selleck
- Isaiah Mustafa
- Bradley Cooper
- Josh Holloway
- Took out the trash
- Went to the laundromat
- Listened to the ear-piercing shrieks of wild
animals children in the laundromat
- Silently cursed the parents of aforementioned children
- Played Bingo and HotShot on Facebook
- Lost to my mother in Scrabble
- Found Jack Johnson’s music online

- Navel oranges
- Pixy Stix
- Baby aspirin
- Creamsicles
- Gobstoppers
- Gumballs
- Wafer cookies
- Tic Tacs
- Orange Juice with extra pulp
- Runts
- Sherbet
- Circus Peanuts candy
- Tootsie Rolls
- Orange chicken
- Jello
- Hostess orange cupcakes
- Cake
- Starburst
- Popsicles
- Screwdrivers
- Sunkist soda
- Slushies
- Any other orange candy

- Caleb-meister
- Mister Bister
- Lublub
- Baby
- Caleb Bacon
- Bacon Bacon Bacon who lives on Bacon Lane
The fish was THIS big (Age 4)
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