Favorites, Food

Favorite Types of Village Inn Pie, In Order of Preference

  1. Holiday Silk
  2. French Silk
  3. Peanutbutter Cup
  4. Key Lime
  5. Mint Brownie Blast
  6. Candy Cane
  7. Birthday Cake
  8. Blackberry Bavarian
  9. Triple Berry Supreme
  10. Tripple Berry Ala’Mode
The No Longer Available Mint Brownie Blast Pie
Humor, LISTS, Travel

Things I Learned Much Later Than You Probably Did, As A Result of Growing Up in Arizona

  1. When it is very cold outside and the water in the puddle turns hard, that is called ice.
  2. Snow is wet.
  3. If it looks like rain, it will probably rain.
  4. There is a difference between dirt and soil.
  5. Cars rust.
  6. When the sky is gray, that’s what is called “overcast”.
  7. Windchill is real.
  8. Never use your bright headlights in fog.
Humor

Things I Am Currently Procrastinating On

  1. Taking down my Christmas tree
  2. Taking down the outside Christmas lights
  3. My new Survivor application & video
  4. Cleaning my bedroom
  5. Doing laundry
  6. Taking a test online
  7. Shopping for work clothes
Humor, Lifeguarding, Names, Work

Nicknames We Use At Work

  1. Baked Potato
  2. Hairnet
  3. Eye Candy
  4. Patrick
  5. Squidword
  6. Barking Man
  7. Drowning Man
  8. Drowning Woman
  9. Big Mean Guy
  10. Math Man
  11. Orange Shorts
  12. Jet Master
  13. Cannonball
  14. Myrtle the Turtle
  15. Noodle Nazi
  16. The Boobs
  17. The Braid
  18. Shoulders
  19. New Shoulders
  20. Sleeves
  21. Stallion
  22. Velcro Max
  23. Karate Joe
  24. Fins
  25. Sexy Scars
  26. The Village People
  27. Hot Dad
  28. New Hottie
  29. Back Tat

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