- He is deeply empathetic and genuinely cares about people
- He’s a super involved father
- He understands science and math and the world on a conceptual level
- He isn’t afraid to speak up for someone who needs it
- He accepts everyone exactly as they are
- He is married to his highschool sweetheart
- He always says sweet things about her when she isn’t around
- He is adventerous
- There isn’t a food he won’t try
- While visiting somewhere new, he refuses to eat at any restaurant he could go to at home
- He’s an excellent cook
- He reads to his daughters
- He loves his grandparents and communicates with them regularly
- He’s calm under pressure
- He never went through a “my parents embarrass me” phase
- On a group outing at the age of 10, he saved his sack lunch to give to the homeless man we’d passed on the way there
- He’s always been my video game buddy
- He is super creative
- His skills as a D&D DM rival those of any fiction novelist
- He is musical
- He has a freaky good ear for sounds and tones and can hear things nobody else can hear
- For example, if he hears loose change drop on the ground, he can tell you exactly how much it is
- He can fix things
- His sense of humor cracks me up
- He is kind
- He has the ability to look beyond the surface level of any given situation
- He has a broad perspective of life in general
- He loves his family with everything in him
- He memorizes random and ridiculous things
- He is the best kid ever (except for Jesus)
- Kindness
- Sense of humor
- Willingness to laugh at themselves and at me
- Food sharing
- A little bit of craziness
- Acceptance of everyone, no matter who they are
- Enjoyment of games of one type or another
- Down-to-earth realness
- Loyalty

- (At age 2) “Put down that crowbar”
- “You’re the best kid ever. Except for Jesus.”
- “Don’t be on fire.”
- “Go chainsaw nine more people and see what happens.”
- “Call your dad and tell him he has to come home because I’m stuck to the carpet with a fishing hook.”
- “No, it’s not an umbrella. But it is a raincoat.”
- “Good thing you’ll be filming it when you light your friend on fire. That way they can use it as evidence at the trial.”

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