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Thinking Like A Squirrel
Category Archives: Humor
MMhmmm
- Mmmarch
- Mmadness
- Mmademmmoiselle
- Mmminnionns
- M&Mmmms
- Micky Moussse
- Mmmawwaiage is what bwings us togevew toodayyy
- Mmmmelons
- Mmegalommmaniac
- Mmoreoverr
- Mummmbllle
- Mmistakes were mmmaaade
- Minniicooper
- Mmmighty Mmmississsssippi
- Mmakeoverrr
- Mmad About Yooouu
- Mmmayor
- Mmmayonaise
- Myanmmaarr
- Mmmurder, She Wrooote
- Mmolllly Mmallloonne
- Mmmad Mmmaaxxx
- Mmmister
- Mmhmm
Short Phrases (in honor of the shortest month)
- Short on time
- Short stuff
- Two bricks short of a load
- Short end of the stick
- A day late and a dollar short
- Coming up short
- Drawing the short straw
- Long story short
- Short and sweet
Food Phrases
- Egg on your face
- Tossing your cookies
- Have your cake and eat it too
- Let them eat cake!
- The cake is a lie
- Bring home the bacon
- Don’t cry over spilled milk
- Don’t spill the beans
- Don’t put all your eggs in one basket
- Easy as pie
- Pie in the sky
- Time to make the donuts
- Butter him up
- Smooth as butter
- When life gives you lemons…
- How corny
- Two peas in a pod
- In a pickle
- Salt of the earth
A Modern Day 12 Days of Christmas (which would be far more helpful than all those birds)
- A basket of organic fruit from a pear tree
- Two bags of Dove chocolate
- Three nights in Paris, France
- Four free calls with a therapist
- Five full bitcoins
- Six nights of restful sleep
- Seven days swimming in an ocean
- Eight days of maid service
- Nine dancing lessons
- Ten days of nobody leaping to conclusions
- Eleven extra days of vacation
- Twelve months where all my bills are paid
