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A Modern Day 12 Days of Christmas (which would be far more helpful than all those birds)

  • A basket of organic fruit from a pear tree
  • Two bags of Dove chocolate
  • Three nights in Paris, France
  • Four free calls with a therapist
  • Five full bitcoins
  • Six nights of restful sleep
  • Seven days swimming in an ocean
  • Eight days of maid service
  • Nine dancing lessons
  • Ten days of nobody leaping to conclusions
  • Eleven extra days of vacation
  • Twelve months where all my bills are paid