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Humor

Reasons to Carry a Lot of Keys

  • To make you feel important
  • Because every door at work requires a different key
  • To hear the jangley sound
  • In case they are needed as a weapon
  • To cut those annoying plastic bands that hold flip flops together
  • Scratching lotto tickets
  • For more of a challenge if you come home tipsy
  • Extra weight lifting workout
  • To put a bulge in your pocket
  • Stalling time when you aren’t ready to say goodnight
Humor, Lifeguarding, Social Media, Words

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Favorites, Humor, Names, Television

Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names That I Secretly Kind Of Like

  1. True (Forest Whitaker & Keisha Nash)
  2. Sonnet (Forest Whitaker & Keisha Nash)
  3. Rocket (Robert Rodriguez & Elizabeth Avellan)
  4. Rogue (Robert Rodriguez & Elizabeth Avellan)
  5. Ocean (Forest Whitaker & Keisha Nash)
  6. Solita (Geraldo & Erik Rivera)
  7. Suri (Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes)
  8. Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin)
  9. Ryder (Kate Hudson & Chris Robinson)
  10. Shiloh (Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt)
  11. Pax (Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt)
  12. Sonora (Alice & Sheryl Cooper)
  13. Banjo (Andrew Taylor & Rachel Griffiths)
  14. Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee & Beth Riesgraf)
Favorites, Humor, Memories, Television

Best TV Shows of the 90s

  1. Seinfeld
  2. Friends
  3. E.R.
  4. Law & Order
  5. Spin City
  6. Ned & Stacy
  7. Mad About You
  8. MAD Tv
  9. In Living Color
  10. Boy Meets World
  11. Northern Exposure
  12. Home Improvement
  13. Dharma & Greg
  14. Just Shoot Me
  15. News Radio
  16. Beverly Hills 90210
  17. Melrose Place
  18. Highlander
  19. Ally McBeal
  20. The Fresh Prince of BelAir
  21. Frasier
  22. Wings
 PS – I only listed shows I watched and enjoyed.  For a ridiculously complete listing of all 90s shows, click on the picture below to visit crazyabouttv.com .

Northern Exposure TV Show Cast Members

Humor, Social Media

Proposed Facebook Buttons That Would Be More Accurate Than “Like”

  1. I noticed you posted this.
  2. Your picture is cute but I’m too shy to flirt with you.
  3. I’m tired of this conversation.
  4. Very funny. (Sarcastic)
  5. Very funny. (Sincere)
  6. I agree with this but it’s a sad sentiment so I don’t actually like what you are saying.
  7. I’m too lazy to think of a reply.
  8. I just wanted the freebie this site is giving away.
  9. All my other friends liked this and I give in to peer pressure.
  10. I’ve never heard of this band/product/movie but I want to seem in touch with my culture.
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