- To make you feel important
- Because every door at work requires a different key
- To hear the jangley sound
- In case they are needed as a weapon
- To cut those annoying plastic bands that hold flip flops together
- Scratching lotto tickets
- For more of a challenge if you come home tipsy
- Extra weight lifting workout
- To put a bulge in your pocket
- Stalling time when you aren’t ready to say goodnight
