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Category Archives: Humor
Songs That Have Been Going Through My Head at One Time or Another Over the Last Few Days
- Amazing Grace… My chains are gone, I’ve been set free, my God, my Savior ransomed me…
- Catch a Falling Star…and put it in your pocket…
- Moon River… Two drifters off to see the world, there’s such a lot of world to see…
- Lay Me Down… Hand on my heart this much is true, There’s no life apart from You…
- Fish Heads, Fish Heads… roley-poley fish heads…
Overused Middle Names
- Ann
- Marie
- Lynn
- James
- Daniel
- Paul
- Jo
- Sue
Made Up Words That Make Me Smile
- Scrumdillyicious
- Wordsmitherist
- Muy Quievo
- Yippideeboomdeboom
Silly Songs From My Youth
- Elsie was a Mighty Fine Cow (she was a friend of mine)
- Alice the Camel (had five humps)
- Eddie Coochacatchacamatoceneratocenokasammacammawacky Brown (fell into a well)
- Cumalauda Vista (on and on and on a vista)
- Scab Sandwiches (with puss on top)
- Great Big Globs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts (little birdies’ dirty feet)
- Leprosy (all my skin is falling off of me)
- Put Your Hand in a Fan (and you’ll probably lose a finger)
- Cow-patty Love (is the way I feel)
Leprosy (to the tune of “Yesterday”)
Leprosy, all my skin is falling off of me
I’m not half the man I used to be
Since I contracted leprosy.
Kiss me quick, before I lose my upper lip,
I don’t even have a nose to pick
Since I contracted leprosy.