- Tube of toothpaste (with a “cap” for a cap!)
- Dr. Beverly Crusher
- Jadzia Dax (my favorite make-up job)
- Hawaiian tourist
- Care Bear
- Abbey from NCIS
- Wednesday Addams
- Zombie Lifeguard
- Butterfly
- Princess Caligo
- Hot tamales
- Hot to trot
- Hot hands
- Hot mess
- Hottentot
- Dr. McHotty
- Hot Lips Houlihan
- Hot Topic
- Hot to the touch
- Hot water
- Hot stuff
- Hot dog
- Flaming Hot Cheetos
- Hot n Spicy chicken sandwich
- Hot car
- Hot summer nights
- You ARE a realtor
- You are a real estate lawyer
- You are married to a realtor or real estate lawyer
- You can get into locked houses legally
- You know how to line up your own home inspector/sewer inspector/electrician/ plumber/appraiser /mortgage pre-approval/underwriting/closing attorney
My new home!
- The Midwest has set multiple records for snow
- My ice scraper has been used more than it should be
- I have trash I haven’t taken out because it’s been too cold
- Polar Vortex
- Free days should be spent outside
- Mountains of snow in parking lots
- Parking spaces hidden under snow
- Municipalities running out of road salt
- Warm days are better
- half a cracker
- 5 almonds
- 2 Jell-o cups
- 1/3 package of ramen noodles, just the noodles with no flavors
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