- half a cracker
- 5 almonds
- 2 Jell-o cups
- 1/3 package of ramen noodles, just the noodles with no flavors
- Blue Christmas — specifically Elvis’ version
- Do They Even Know It’s Christmas?
- Christmas Shoes
- wasps
- monsters
- psychopaths
- lies
- slithering worms
- dead worms
- rotten fruit
- raw chicken
- hairy spiders
- mean people
- waking up early
- politicians (most of them anyway)
- rejections
- boogers
- Litter
- People driving below the speed limit
- People who mock others for their enthusiasm
- Small mindedness
- When someone explodes verbally then congratulates themselves for “being honest”
- Open cupboard doors
- Grass clippings all over my patio
- When I forget to move the clothes from the washer to the dryer until the next morning
- Cliques
- Arrogance
- occassion
- apoplexia
- hor dourves
- souveniers
- bouys
- resescitation
- sacreligious
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