Reasons to Carry a Lot of Keys

  • To make you feel important
  • Because every door at work requires a different key
  • To hear the jangley sound
  • In case they are needed as a weapon
  • To cut those annoying plastic bands that hold flip flops together
  • Scratching lotto tickets
  • For more of a challenge if you come home tipsy
  • Extra weight lifting workout
  • To put a bulge in your pocket
  • Stalling time when you aren’t ready to say goodnight

Reasons to Love the Month of June

  • My birthday
  • My half-twin’s birthday
  • Lots and lots and lots of friends’ birthdays
  • My parents’ anniversary
  • Warm air
  • Sunshine
  • Outdoor swimming pools
  • Cook-outs
  • Hot dogs on a grill
  • Camping
  • Smores
  • Flip flops
  • Cute skirts
  • Bright days
  • Long nights
  • Longer days
  • Six Flags
  • Flag Day
  • Ceiling fans
  • Flowers
  • Did I say Our Birthday?  🙂
Our birthday - June 18, 1982
Our birthday – June 18, 1982

 

Things I Wasn’t Sure I Could Do But I Did

  • The portage to Sunbeam Lake
  • Losing 40 pounds
  • Assembling my TV cabinet
  • Asking a guy on a date
  • Eating rice with chop sticks (which I am still not good at)
  • Writing a novel
  • Completing a triathlon (although actually I was pretty confident in that one)
  • Moving away from my son
  • Taking on a new job with people I didn’t know
Triathlon
Triathlon

 

May on Monday

  • May I help you?
  • Merry merry month of May
  • Ida May
  • Maybelline, won’t you be true?
  • Maybe it’s Maybelline
  • April showers bring May flowers
  • May the force be with you
  • May the road rise to meet you…
  • Maybe, Maybe not
  • May Day
  • Mayday!  Mayday!
  • April May (and Gena May)
  • May it please the court
  • May all your wishes come true
  • Mayhem festival
  • Allstate Mayhem guy
  • May flies
  • Mayim Bialik
  • Maya Angelou
  • Mother, May I?
  • Misty May

 

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