Humor, Music

Silly Songs From My Youth

  1. Elsie was a Mighty Fine Cow (she was a friend of mine)
  2. Alice the Camel (had five humps)
  3. Eddie Coochacatchacamatoceneratocenokasammacammawacky Brown (fell into a well)
  4. Cumalauda Vista (on and on and on a vista)
  5. Scab Sandwiches (with puss on top)
  6. Great Big Globs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts (little birdies’ dirty feet)
  7. Leprosy (all my skin is falling off of me)
  8. Put Your Hand in a Fan (and you’ll probably lose a finger)
  9. Cow-patty Love (is the way I feel)

 

Leprosy (to the tune of “Yesterday”)

Leprosy, all my skin is falling off of me
I’m not half the man I used to be
Since I contracted leprosy.

Kiss me quick, before I lose my upper lip,
I don’t even have a nose to pick
Since I contracted leprosy. 

Favorites, Music

Songs on My “Sleep Time” Playlist

  1. I Love You Too Much – Carlos Santana
  2. Soldier – Gavin DeGraw
  3. Feels Like Tonight – Chris Daughtry
  4. Pieces – Sum 41
  5. Don’t Know Why – Nora Jones
  6. Spell It Out – Gavin DeGraw
  7. Crown Royal – Jill Scott
  8. Your Body is a Wonderland – John Mayer
  9. Where You Are – Gavin DeGraw
  10. Come Away With Me – Norah Jones
  11. Smooth – Carlos Santana/ Rob Thomas
  12. Let Me Take You There – Plain White Tees
  13. Turn Me On – Norah Jones
  14. Crash Here Tonight – Toby Keith
  15. You Know Where I’m At – Gavin DeGraw

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