- Elsie was a Mighty Fine Cow (she was a friend of mine)
- Alice the Camel (had five humps)
- Eddie Coochacatchacamatoceneratocenokasammacammawacky Brown (fell into a well)
- Cumalauda Vista (on and on and on a vista)
- Scab Sandwiches (with puss on top)
- Great Big Globs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts (little birdies’ dirty feet)
- Leprosy (all my skin is falling off of me)
- Put Your Hand in a Fan (and you’ll probably lose a finger)
- Cow-patty Love (is the way I feel)
Leprosy (to the tune of “Yesterday”)
Leprosy, all my skin is falling off of me
I’m not half the man I used to be
Since I contracted leprosy.
Kiss me quick, before I lose my upper lip,
I don’t even have a nose to pick
Since I contracted leprosy.
