- You must be bored.
- Look at me! Lifeguard, look at me!
- How late are you open?
- Is there a lane for me?
- I already took a swim test last year!
- Must be the easiest job ever.
- Aren’t you hot?
- Could you turn the music up/off/down/to a different station ?
- Don’t yell at my kids!
- Where’s the bathroom?
- lamp
- bottle of water
- Carmex
- 2 Prescriptions
- allergy medicine
- 5 different bracelets
- a ceramic box holding mismatched earrings
- 3 empty bowls
- 1 empty plate
- half a dozen napkins
- my college degree
- a bag of cough drops
- 3 AA batteries
- a thermometer
- paperwork for the website I write for
- a phone list from work
- anklet that says “Maui”
- prescription eye drops I haven’t used in 6 months
- 2 Tootsie roll wrappers
- blue plastic maracas from the Silvis Moonlight Parade last August
- coupons Caleb made for me when he was a kid
- 2 hair ties
- another box of allergy meds (different kind)
- cell phone bill
Lists of All the Things You've Never Wondered About
