Top 10 Things a Lifeguard Hears

  1. You must be bored.
  2. Look at me!  Lifeguard, look at me!
  3. How late are you open?
  4. Is there a lane for me?
  5. I already took a swim test last year!
  6. Must be the easiest job ever.
  7. Aren’t you hot?
  8. Could you turn the music   up/off/down/to a different station ?
  9. Don’t yell at my kids!
  10. Where’s the bathroom?